slaythewendybird:

Soulless Sam was my favorite.

(Source: jamesmcslay, via rickidy)

spookytotodile:

when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what

(Source: 420dongsquad, via mrs-augustuswaters)

fckh8-tees:

FREE “Legalize L♥ve” Wristband w/Orders Over $25! Code:LOVE @http://FCKH8.com

fckh8-tees:

FREE “Legalize L♥ve” Wristband w/Orders Over $25! Code:LOVE @http://FCKH8.com

Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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(via mrs-augustuswaters)

littlemissnyx:

lonelyy-depressed-girl:

if I offered you $20, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

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(via mellifluous-agony)

beginning-of-a-rebellion:

hidden-disaster:

michellehartson:

shadesandgoldbullets:

littlefuckinglesbian:

I wonder whose arms I would run and fall into, if I was drunk in a room with every person I have ever loved.

Wow.

just wow….

The real question is who in that room would still catch you.

woah. this was already intense, but that last comment hit hard.

(via lets-set-things-on-fire)

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

(Source: epic-humor, via lets-set-things-on-fire)

meanplastic:

heartless:

imagine if we all went to school together

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(via lets-set-things-on-fire)

flavorsofsam:

OH WELL FUCK I MEAN IF THEY TASTE SLIGHTLY LIKE FUCKING WALNUTS THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF TIME CONTROL

flavorsofsam:

OH WELL FUCK I MEAN IF THEY TASTE SLIGHTLY LIKE FUCKING WALNUTS THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF TIME CONTROL

(via lets-set-things-on-fire)

egberts:

wordsmythologic:

egberts:

im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards

Ah, yes but emordnilap is a word!

An emornilap is any word that, when spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples of emordnilap pairs include:

  • desserts & stressed
  • drawer & reward
  • gateman & nametag
  • time & emit
  • laced & decal
  • regal & lager

And therefore “emordnilap palindrome” is an emordnilap palindrome.

Which I, for one, think is really frickin’ cool.

dude

(via theaccursedabyss)

officialmcdonaldsblog:

do u ever look at your follower count and think wow i tricked all these people into thinking im cool

(via officialmcdonaldsblog)

834,275 Plays

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

katsplanet:

MY COMPUTER IS FROZEN AND ITS STUCK ON SOMEONES BLOG AND THIS IS THEIR AUTOPLAY MUSIC AND I CANT STOP IT HELP ME

(via xcathero)

fecloras:

when the teacher calls you up to present in front of the class

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I literally do this and they respect me and don’t make me.

(via nyooms)

thirdeyedeaf:

isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather

(via happiest)

Just got my lip pierced!! <3

Just got my lip pierced!! <3